Board of Directors

I, Emily "pooch" Kosmerl, am in the second year of my Presidency. Since both my elections have been unopposed, I like to think of myself as a benevolent dictator here to bring you opportunities to play great Ultimate in Columbus. See you on the fields!

Master turkey carver. Amateur apron-wearer.

Tall.

Favorite hobbies: administrative responsibilities and corn dogs.

Paul wants you to support your local mustache.

Kurt was the youngest ever member elected to the CUDA board at the tender age of 8 months old.  Though unable to walk, talk, or control bodily functions without the aid of a diaper, Kurt has displayed a remarkable aptitude with sending mass emails and uploading CSV files.

Did I ever tell you about the time Rob took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Rob takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Rob yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found 'em!"

Like an alligator, Bob can fully digest a turtle shell.